Batman: Escalation

"What about escalation?"

(Location: Loews 84th St. & Broadway)

"Escalation?"

(courtesy of Armenoush, CEM)

"Yeah..."

Fat-Ass Simulator

I could watch this machine all day. It would be even funnier if they disguised it as a person.

Location: IKEA (Canton, MI)

Religion

Jesus:

And the Spaghetti Monster:

All of it bullshit in my arrogant opinion.

The Little Engine That Can

I wish I'd had one of these when I was a child!

 

Top speed: 25 mph.

Abstract Signs - Part 1

Cool colors and light play.

Location: Astro Coffee, Detroit, MI

Prince Ali

I'm not really sure what this is supposed to mean, but let's pretend it's a reference to the line 'a diamond in the rough' from Aladdin.

MRRH-KUH

 

I found Uncle Sam.

Brave New Dream World

I can't wait to try this App out...limbo, here I come.

Rhyming FAIL

Spotted in a truck stop bathroom
(Bumblefuck, PA)

Smooth & Creamy

Do they mean 'creamy'?

Extra dreamy?

Richer & dreamier?