No Brita, No Problem.

Behold my latest invention! A water purification system. Or something.

Why? Because I can. (And because 5 servings of vegetables a day is harder than I thought.)

For optimal results, change filter weekly.

Patent pending.

Forbidden Love

I believe love is our future...unless we stop it now...

(onions courtesy of Nick)

High Thai'd in Coventry

Every letter matters! (Photo credit: James Scheuermann)

 

I hope it's not too spicy..

Bumper Sticker Blogging

Biking down the street I saw these bumper stickers:

Same neighborhood! What are the odds?

Cradle Of Indulgence

Ambrosia - food of the gods:

Seriously, though, this is incredible. Though, I'm too afraid to try it...for fear that I'll just start eating it like ice-cream.

Live MarketBlogging: Um, if you say so.

These Indian apples look an awful lot like pomegranates:

Reminds me of...

Principal Skinner: [upon receiving his severance package] Valencia!?! These are juice oranges!

Honey Badger!

Look what I found at Target:

"He just don't give a sh*t."

Motor City Petit Déjeuner

Me & Sankar in Detroit:

TOO fast TOO furious!

Location: inside the restaurant

Mew vs. Mewtwo

Source: Astronomy Picture Of The Day - September 13th

'Virtus' Album Cover #2

Excerpt from a poster in the CWRU Physics Department:

Hydrofucking With Us

Location: Whole Foods, Columbus Circle, NYC

Batman: Escalation

"What about escalation?"

(Location: Loews 84th St. & Broadway)

"Escalation?"

(courtesy of Armenoush, CEM)

"Yeah..."

Fat-Ass Simulator

I could watch this machine all day. It would be even funnier if they disguised it as a person.

Location: IKEA (Canton, MI)

Religion

Jesus:

And the Spaghetti Monster:

All of it bullshit in my arrogant opinion.

The Little Engine That Can

I wish I'd had one of these when I was a child!

 

Top speed: 25 mph.

Abstract Signs - Part 1

Cool colors and light play.

Location: Astro Coffee, Detroit, MI

Prince Ali

I'm not really sure what this is supposed to mean, but let's pretend it's a reference to the line 'a diamond in the rough' from Aladdin.

MRRH-KUH

 

I found Uncle Sam.

Brave New Dream World

I can't wait to try this App out...limbo, here I come.

Rhyming FAIL

Spotted in a truck stop bathroom
(Bumblefuck, PA)