Snow Drifting

I found my bike like this after just a couple of hours!

Me doing donuts in front of Fribley Commons:

And on the way home I went 'moonwalking' on my bike and took this shot. Jk.

King Arthur Flour

Seriously, with such a cool logo, why wouldn't anyone buy this?

Cosmic Brownies!

Don't these look really exciting? I'm going to get some one day.

(at Giant Eagle)

Spoooock!

Live long in winter?

iPhone 4 ... ME??

I took this picture while standing inside the source code of a Verizon store...or something. I want this new phone!

AND an iPad...

JGL (Arthur from Inception)

Arthur is the man! And what a great movie overall. If I didn't already own 3 different copies of it, I might consider this just 'cause it comes preloaded.

Mario & Luigi

Delicious gummy candies in the shape of Super Mario friends and foes!

Courtesy of my Luigi.

Your stomach says 'OWW'.

So true...

Free Baby Guinea Pigs

As in, free to have! I almost got these, but someone beat me to it :(  Probably for the best, though, since they'd probably reproduce like guinea pigs..

School Art

The last time I saw you I loved you.

Soft Building At The Moment Of First Demolition?

Fairview Avenue

Those tracks are from the Inception train that roared by!

Fast-Snow-ward

This is a house on Murray Hill Road in Little Italy. The snowstorm powder-sugared it!

A close-up on my favorite part:

It reminded me of this Lego house:

http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2010/10/icy-derelict-lego-mansion.html

...and of that scene in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind where Joel Barish's (Jim Carrey) house ages in time-lapse. One of my favorite movies.

Robots In Disguise!

This sedan transformed into a Prius. Haha.

Snowed-In

I guess I'm biking today.

Don't worry, she's cold-blooded.

Car Icicle

Stalactite + stalagmite = column:

Mack Attack

Downtown at CSU:

In the words of that kid in The Rock, "You just f*cked up your Ferrari."

What's a philosopher's stone?

Spotted in a T. J. Maxx:

Stuffed Wiener Dog

Post Valentine's Day sale:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachshund

Do it by the box.

Chipotle ORDER FORM?! Wow.

God?

I set this picture as my phone background and when I got this call I thought I was getting a call from 'above', like when Derek Zoolander gets a call on his miniature cell phone.

The picture is of Karlskirche in Vienna.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Charles%27s_Church,_Vienna

Live Dessert Blogging

I love Snack Packs! And so does Billy Madison!

Sunset Slope Field

From my kitchen window:

Wish I had a helicopter!

The Onion Family

This is live lunch photoblogging:

...

...I guess this makes me Keyser Söze?

Top Gun

Ah, the golden years. Of Tom Cruiser.

Location: Cleveland Museum Of Natural History.

HVAC Fail

Check out these beautiful 8-foot-tall icicles growing down from my kitchen window. These were growing for weeks, and I took this picture when they finally connected! When a stalactite and a stalagmite connect it's called a column.

Apparently (according to my engineer sister) this is the effect of poor insulation and lots of heat loss. So be it.

Ctrl+V

Remember those arts & crafts projects they taught us in elementary school, where you fold a piece of paper in two and cut out a heart? This person did it with wood!

This is wooden fence encloses a small elevated patch of grass/flowers. Cute idea, huh? This is during the snow:

After the snow, in the sun:

Mario Snow Level

How the hell am I supposed to get up to my apartment?!

That's a 6-foot height difference :/

The dream is collapsing!

Check out this Inception snow! See, in the upper dream level the van is tumbling down a hill so in this lower level there's no gravity on my street. [cue Inception score..]

How do I make a snowball without gravity??

Linguo 2.0

This version of Linguo is a Transformer too. Seen at a TA rest stop.

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Linguo

The Sands Of Time...Sorta

Location: da Bronx

Somehow the wind current made this form:

Reminds me of those sandstone caves in Arizona.

Santa's Crib In The Bronx

Finally, I know where the North Pole is.

Fresh Produce

At the Farmer's Market on Broadway:

Whatever this was, it had a nice aroma:

http://piratesonline.wikia.com/wiki/Parlay

Snow Holes

Not sure how this happens, but it sure is neat!

Sedgwick Avenue

Pictured here: Fort Independence Park, The Jerome Park Reservoir, and Manhattan:

Holiday Blizzard

During the storm in December, LIRR service was suspended:

Watching this weather report while the snow kept coming down outside the window was almost as exciting as Hurricane Bob.

Quantum Snow

The fence in front of my dad's apartment building:

Truman Burbank

My sister framed this magazine page of Jim Carrey for me. It's when he says, "I hereby declare this planet 'Trumania' of the Burbank Galaxy." I was watching an episode of Conan and Jim Carrey happened to be the guest!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truman_Show#.22The_Truman_Show_Delusion.22

Yeah, I wish.

Christmas Night Lights

These are the best balcony decorations I saw in Riverdale.

You can't see it from this picture, but the lights in the wheels kept switching off, creating the illusion of spinning. Yup, this is Brave New World stuff alright..

Bundled Up

This cute decoration was adorning my neighbor's door during the holidays:

I'm afraid this snowman is in danger of overheating.

TRON Frisbee Tag

The advertisement on the side of a public phone booth on Broadway.

...or are they JMPR-ing? Either way, tat is the coolest-looking hemorrhoid ring, don't you think?