Honey Badger!

Look what I found at Target:

"He just don't give a sh*t."

Motor City Petit Déjeuner

Me & Sankar in Detroit:

TOO fast TOO furious!

Location: inside the restaurant

Mew vs. Mewtwo

Source: Astronomy Picture Of The Day - September 13th

'Virtus' Album Cover #2

Excerpt from a poster in the CWRU Physics Department:

Hydrofucking With Us

Location: Whole Foods, Columbus Circle, NYC

Batman: Escalation

"What about escalation?"

(Location: Loews 84th St. & Broadway)

"Escalation?"

(courtesy of Armenoush, CEM)

"Yeah..."

Fat-Ass Simulator

I could watch this machine all day. It would be even funnier if they disguised it as a person.

Location: IKEA (Canton, MI)

Religion

Jesus:

And the Spaghetti Monster:

All of it bullshit in my arrogant opinion.

The Little Engine That Can

I wish I'd had one of these when I was a child!

 

Top speed: 25 mph.

Abstract Signs - Part 1

Cool colors and light play.

Location: Astro Coffee, Detroit, MI

Prince Ali

I'm not really sure what this is supposed to mean, but let's pretend it's a reference to the line 'a diamond in the rough' from Aladdin.

MRRH-KUH

 

I found Uncle Sam.

Brave New Dream World

I can't wait to try this App out...limbo, here I come.

Rhyming FAIL

Spotted in a truck stop bathroom
(Bumblefuck, PA)

Smooth & Creamy

Do they mean 'creamy'?

Extra dreamy?

Richer & dreamier?

Drink Up, Me Hearties, Yo Ho!

Exhibit A:

Reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_City_of_New_York_vs._Homer_Simpson. "Ewww, I'll take the crab juice!"

Exhibit B:

Hecho in Mexico - el gusto más sabroso

2000 Presidential Debate

Apparently Al Gore paid a visit to my campus...and dropped this:

I loved the SNL Presidential Debates. "Mr. Vice President, your final word?" "Lock box."

Aeroplane Safety: A Refresher

Turn off all electronic devices, including laser vision:

To exit, perform Chuck Norris moves:

Finally, protect the kids at all costs.

Stairway To...The Second Floor

When you're apartment hunting you run into all sorts of interesting things.

Not pictured here: the rest of the 8-foot drop from the last step to the ground... actually, this would be perfect coupled with a trampoline!

Double Rainbow!!!!1!

OMG! It's a double rainbow!!

In the spirit of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

hWhy so serious?

Not-So-Live BreakfastBlogging:

Snow Drifting

I found my bike like this after just a couple of hours!

Me doing donuts in front of Fribley Commons:

And on the way home I went 'moonwalking' on my bike and took this shot. Jk.

King Arthur Flour

Seriously, with such a cool logo, why wouldn't anyone buy this?

Cosmic Brownies!

Don't these look really exciting? I'm going to get some one day.

(at Giant Eagle)

Spoooock!

Live long in winter?

iPhone 4 ... ME??

I took this picture while standing inside the source code of a Verizon store...or something. I want this new phone!

AND an iPad...

JGL (Arthur from Inception)

Arthur is the man! And what a great movie overall. If I didn't already own 3 different copies of it, I might consider this just 'cause it comes preloaded.

Mario & Luigi

Delicious gummy candies in the shape of Super Mario friends and foes!

Courtesy of my Luigi.

Your stomach says 'OWW'.

So true...

Free Baby Guinea Pigs

As in, free to have! I almost got these, but someone beat me to it :(  Probably for the best, though, since they'd probably reproduce like guinea pigs..

School Art

The last time I saw you I loved you.

Soft Building At The Moment Of First Demolition?

Fairview Avenue

Those tracks are from the Inception train that roared by!

Fast-Snow-ward

This is a house on Murray Hill Road in Little Italy. The snowstorm powder-sugared it!

A close-up on my favorite part:

It reminded me of this Lego house:

http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2010/10/icy-derelict-lego-mansion.html

...and of that scene in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind where Joel Barish's (Jim Carrey) house ages in time-lapse. One of my favorite movies.

Robots In Disguise!

This sedan transformed into a Prius. Haha.

Snowed-In

I guess I'm biking today.

Don't worry, she's cold-blooded.

Car Icicle

Stalactite + stalagmite = column: